I don’t think it’s funny, but I can see how Zeus and
Neptune and Mercury, with their larger perspective, might get a kick
out of it. As described by Homer and Ovid, they didn’t have to
pay taxes. They could afford to laugh. “What fools these mortals
be!”
The state is a parasite on its subjects, but in America its subjects
have acquired the habit of speaking of the state as “we.” As
in: “We are fighting a war on terrorism.” There can be
no greater triumph for the parasite than for the host to think of it
and itself as a single unit. It’s as if a man were to refer to
himself and a blood-bloated leech under his skin as “we.”
How does the state pull this off? One tested and well-nigh infallible
method is to convince its subjects that it’s protecting them
from an even worse enemy than itself. This seldom fails. The majority
nearly always fall for the idea that if the state is hurting someone
else even worse than it’s hurting them, it’s on their side,
and is therefore their friend, protector, and benefactor.
The Soviet Union crushed every freedom worth having, but it assured
the “proletariat” that it was only exterminating their “class
enemies.” Hitler imposed tyranny on ordinary Germans, but he
was even crueler to Jews, so Germans figured he was on their side.
The socialist state of Israel robs Jews blind, but since it treats
Arabs even worse, Jews think of the state as “us.” And
the U.S. Government is stripping away traditional American freedoms;
but as long as it is prepared to bomb foreigners to death, Americans
imagine that their proximate enemy is defending them. No, it’s
even worse than that: they think their enemy is “us.” The
enemy becomes the self.
What a blessing “terrorism” is for the state! It’s
the ideal distraction from the day-to-day reality of the state’s
chief activity: wringing from its subjects the wealth they produce.
Last September a handful of fanatics, armed only with box-cutters,
provided a new rationale for the trillion-dollar swindle. A bonanza!
I don’t know what these “terrorists” thought they
were achieving: Making the infidel respect Allah? If so, they were
wrong. You might as well try to make the U.S. Government respect the
U.S. Constitution. Ain’t gonna happen. They only made the average
American cling all the more tightly to his state.
Orwell, with his Olympian humor, summed up this eerie state of affairs
in two words: Big Brother. The all-powerful master feigning blood kinship
with his feckless subjects. “We.”
Orwell’s protagonist, Winston Smith, arrives at an illusory
happy ending: “He had won the victory over himself. He loved
Big Brother.” And no doubt he pasted a decal of Big Brother’s
flag — “our” flag — onto his windshield.
When I was ten, I learned how to get a leech out of my leg in a hurry:
a lighted match would do the trick. I never supposed that that creepy
thing and I were “we.”
But try getting a parasite out of your mind! As soon as you think
you’re rid of it, it has a way of coming back. You’ve been
trained from childhood to think of your rulers as “we,” just
as sports fans speak of the home team as “we,” as if they
too had been down on the field earning the victory. Such mental habits
are hard to shake.
Even the most wary of us have to keep reminding ourselves that the
state is our enemy. Always. Not just when the Republicans — or
the Democrats — are in power. Always. Tyranny and freedom are
equally nonpartisan.
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